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size="+1">From: Lou Pellegrino (courtesy of Yucks)<br>
<br>
Number One Idiot of 2006
<br>
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the
<br>
poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because
she
<br>
caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that
the
<br>
ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter
into
<br>
the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation
happened to
<br>
mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to
kill
<br>
the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the
<br>
emergency room right away.
<br>
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<br>
<br>
Number Two Idiot of 2006
<br>
Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield
<br>
decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful
in
<br>
getting it out of the plane and home.
<br>
Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a
Coast
<br>
Guard helicopter coming towards them.
<br>
It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locater
<br>
beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer
<br>
employed by Boeing
<br>
<br>
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<br>
<br>
Number Three Idiot of 2006
<br>
A man ,wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into a Branch
and
<br>
wrote " Put all your muny in this bag."
<br>
While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he
began
<br>
to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the
police
<br>
before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America
and
<br>
crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few minutes
in
<br>
line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and,
<br>
surmising from his spelling errors decided that he wasn't the brightest
<br>
light in the harbour, told him that
<br>
she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank
of
<br>
America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells
Fargo
<br>
deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated,
the
<br>
man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was
<br>
waiting in line back at Bank of America.
<br>
<br>
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<br>
Number Four Idiot of 2006
<br>
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that;
measured
<br>
his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in
the
<br>
mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of
<br>
payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several
days
<br>
later, he received a letter from the police
<br>
that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs.
<br>
He immediately mailed in his $40.
<br>
<br>
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<br>
<br>
Number Five Idiot of 2006
<br>
A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all
of
<br>
the cash from the cash drawer.
<br>
After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of
Scotch
<br>
that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to
put
<br>
it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, "Because I
don't
<br>
believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still
<br>
refused to give it tohim because she didn't believe him.
<br>
At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet
and
<br>
gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man
was
<br>
in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran
from
<br>
the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and
gave the
<br>
name and address of the robber that he got off the license.
<br>
They arrested the robber two hours later.
<br>
<br>
<br>
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<br>
<br>
Idiot Number Six of 2006
<br>
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving
<br>
revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner
moved,
<br>
the startled first bandit shot him.
<br>
<br>
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<br>
<br>
Idiot Number Seven of 2006
<br>
Arkansas : Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided
that
<br>
he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some
<br>
booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his
head at the
<br>
window. The cinder block bounced back knocking him unconscious. It
seems the
<br>
liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught
on
<br>
videotape.
<br>
<br>
(Please note that all of the above people are allowed to vote)
<br>
<br>
<br>
And, what I think is the funniest observation of all:<br>
<br>
</font>Also 2005:
<br>
<br>
<a class="moz-txt-link-freetext"
href="http://clothesfreeforums.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/2700016152/m/">http://clothesfreeforums.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/2700016152/m/</a>8460021924
<br>
<br>
2004:
<br>
<br>
<a class="moz-txt-link-freetext"
href="http://blog.plasticmind.com/kicks-and-giggles/2004_idiot_awar.php">http://blog.plasticmind.com/kicks-and-giggles/2004_idiot_awar.php</a>
<br>
<br>
2003:
<br>
<br>
<a class="moz-txt-link-freetext"
href="http://www.neowin.net/forum/lofiversion/index.php/t122828.html">http://www.neowin.net/forum/lofiversion/index.php/t122828.html</a>
<br>
<br>
2002:
<br>
<br>
<a class="moz-txt-link-freetext"
href="http://www.anvari.org/fun/Truth/Top_Eight_Idiots_of_2002.html">http://www.anvari.org/fun/Truth/Top_Eight_Idiots_of_2002.html</a>
<br>
<br>
2001:
<br>
<br>
<a class="moz-txt-link-freetext"
href="http://list.audettemedia.com/SCRIPTS/WA.EXE?A2=ind0202&L=i">http://list.audettemedia.com/SCRIPTS/WA.EXE?A2=ind0202&L=i</a>-helpdesk&D=1&T=0&H=1&O=D&P=705
<br>
<br>
. . .
<br>
<br>
Those must be some reaaaaaaaly dumb people to keep doing the same
<br>
stupid things over and over and over again. . . Someone ought to
<br>
elect them to office!
<br>
<br>
spl
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