From mah at mhorton.net  Thu May 31 05:29:48 2007
From: mah at mhorton.net (Mary Ann Horton)
Date: Thu, 31 May 2007 08:29:48 -0400
Subject: [Humor] It has veen mathematically proven...........
Message-ID: <465EBFBC.30907@mhorton.net>

Ramona sends this along.*

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...*
*it goes like this: *


*What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give*
*MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people*
*who say they are giving more than 100%? We have*
*all been to those meetings where someone wants*
*you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?*
* What makes up 100% in life? *


*Here's a little mathematical formula that might*
*help you answer these questions: *


*If: *

*A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V*
*W X Y Z *


*is represented as: *

*1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18*
*19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. *


*Then: *


*H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K *

*8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% *



*and *



*K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E *

*11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% *


*But ,** *


*A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E *

*1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% *


*And,** *


*B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T *

*2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% *


*AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.** *


*A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G** *

*1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% *


*So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that*
*While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and** **Attitude** 
will get you there, it's the** **Bullshit** **and** Ass*
*kissing **that will put you over the top. *




*"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE** *

*ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS *

*ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM*
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