[Humor] Fear The Mirror!

[Mary Ann Horton]

From: Lou Pellegrino (courtesy of Yucks)

Fear the Mirror!

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some
fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the
men's room and they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the
entrance.

He said, "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our
newest feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something
truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish.

But, be warned: if you say something FALSE, you will be sucked into the
mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Bill Clinton
stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of us three," and
he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.

Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most aware of the
environmental problems of us three," and in an instant, he was
surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.

Excited over the possibility of finally having a wish come true, George
W. Bush looked into the mirror and said, "I think...,"

and was promptly sucked into the mirror !