[Humor] Guido, the Italian Lover

[Mary Ann Horton]

From: "Jim Schindler" (courtesy of Yucks)

Guido, the Italian Lover

A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his 
favorite bar in Rome
 when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.  Things 
progressed to the
point where he invited her back to his apartment and after some small 
talk, they retired to his
 bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"   "No"

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.  This time 
she thrashed about wildly
 and there were screams of passion.  The sex finally ends and, again, 
Guido smiles and asks,
"You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him 
and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, 
Guido reaches for the
woman yet, again.  Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, 
but they end together
screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.  Exhausted, 
Guido falls onto his back,
 gasping.  Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles 
proudly and asked again,
"You finish!!?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I 
Norwegian."