[Humor] A little Christian Humor

[Mary Ann Horton]

Ramona sends this along.

A little  Christian Humor...

Jesus  and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better
on  the computer.  They had been going at it for days, and  frankly God
was tired of hearing all the  bickering.  Finally  fed up, God said,
"THAT'S IT!  I have had enough.  I am  going to set up a test that will
run for two hours, and from those  results, I will judge who does the
better job."  So  Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed
away.

They  moused...

They  faxed...

They  e-mailed...

They  e-mailed with attachments..

They  downloaded...

They  did spreadsheets!

They  wrote reports...

They  created labels and cards...

They  created charts and graphs...

They  did some genealogy reports..


They  did every job known to man...

Jesus  worked with heavenly  efficiency, and Satan was faster than hell .


Then,  ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course,  the power
went off!

Satan  stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse
word known in  the underworld.

Jesus  just sighed.


Finally  the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted
their  computers.  Satan  started searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone!  It's  all GONE!  I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile,  Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from
the past  two hours of work.  Satan  observed this and became irate.
"Wait!" he screamed.   "That's not fair!  He cheated!  How come he has
all his work and I don't have any?"  God  just shrugged and said,
"Jesus Saves"