[Humor] just lucky

[Mary Ann Horton]

From: Frederick Clegg (courtesy of Yucks)

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just
know that  they are in love.

One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce
goes to  Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce
bravely walks up to him  and says "Mr.
Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for
her hand in  marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith
replies,  "Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce
replies "In  Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can
both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a
huge  grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old
enough to get a  job. You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance .. Jenny
makes 5 bucks  a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's
about 60 bucks a month and  that should do us just fine."

By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Bruce has
put so much  thought into this. He thinks for a moment
trying to come up with  something that Bruce
won't have an answer to.
After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Bruce, it seems like
you have  got everything all figured out. I just have one
more question for  you. What will you
do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far."