[Humor] Dubyaisms

[Mary Ann Horton]

From: Wm Leler (Courtesy of Yucks)

The Top Ten Funniest (and Saddest) Mistakes, Misstatements,  Bloopers 
and Blunders By President George W. Bush (so far...)

1. "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket  
counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." — 
Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

2.  "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many  
OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across  this 
country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

3. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They  
never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our  people, 
and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

4. "There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world  worst 
leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to  threaten our 
friends and allies with the world's worst weapons." — South Bend, 
Indiana, Sept. 5, 2002.

5. "There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas,  
probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...(3 second pause)...  
Shame on...(4 second pause)...Shame on you....(6 second  pause)...Fool 
me...Can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tennessee,  Sept. 17, 2002.

6. "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't  attack 
each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass  destruction." 
—Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

7. "The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the -- the  vast 
majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And  we will 
find these people and we will bring them to justice." — Washington, 
D.C., Oct. 27, 2003.

8. "I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a  
friend." —on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005

9. "Wow! Brazil is big."  after being shown a map of Brazil by  
Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil,  Nov. 
6, 2005

10.  A TIE BETWEEN:
"Rarely is the question asked, 'Is our children learning'?" — Florence, 
S.C. Jan 11 2000
"The illiteracy level of our children are appalling." —Washington,  
D.C., Jan. 23, 20004

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