[Humor] The Dishy Blonde

[Mary Ann Horton]

Lou Pellegrino passes this along (courtesy of Yucks)

A guy is in the checkout line at the Super Market when he notices  that the
rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand, smiled,  and said
hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be  waving
to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might
know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the  father of
one of my children!"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been  unfaithful. He
says, "Are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I made  love to on
the pool table in front of all my friends while your friend whipped  me 
with some wet celery?"

"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."