[Humor] Has both

[Mary Ann Horton]

From: Jim Schindler (courtesy of yucks, and apologies to isna.org)

After the woman gave birth to a baby, her  doctor stood solemnly at  her 
bedside.
"I have something I must tell you about your baby."

"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.

"Your baby  is a hermaphrodite."

"What's that?"

"It means your baby has both male and female parts."

"Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed.   "You  mean he has a penis and a  
brain?"