[Humor] The perfect husband

[Mary Ann Horton]

From: Jim Schindler (Courtesy of Yucks)

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.   A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."


WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
new 2006 models.  I saw one I really liked"

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

MAN! : "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.
They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand.
If it's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you sooo much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at  him in
astonishment, mouths agape.....


He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?...."