[Humor] Medication for Women

[mah at mhorton.net]

> From: schuppm (Courtesy Yucks)

>
> Ladies:
>
> Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
>
> Do you suffer from shyness?
>
> Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
>
> If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
> pharmacist about Tequila®.
>
> Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
> about yourself and your actions.   Tequila® can help ease you out of
> your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and
> willing to
> do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila®
> almost
> immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any
> obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
> Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will
> discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
> living, withTequila®.
>
> Tequila® may not be right for everyone.
>
> Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However,
> women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to
> try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
> incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of
> clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur,
> table
> dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth,and a desire to sing Karaoke
> and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked
> Twister.



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