[Humor] The Moral of the story is-------

[Mary Ann Horton]

The moral is: don't try to cheat us old guys -- we'll get even!

From: "Lou Pellegrino" (Courtesy of Yucks)

Once upon a time, and far far away, lived a beautiful Queen with  
voluptuous breasts.  Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for  
his desire would be death should he try to touch them.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the  
Physician, who was also the King's chief doctor. Horatio the  
Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer  
to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to  
arrange it.

Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.  
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder  
and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.

Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon  
being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,  
Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special  
saliva, if applied for several hours, would cure this type of itch,  
and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon  
Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.  He pronounced  
himself loyal and ready for *any* task the king set him to. Horatio  
the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for  
the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the  
next several hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's  
voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon  
Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.  Upon returning to his  
chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding  
his payment of 1,000 gold coins.  With his obsession now satisfied,  
Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that  
Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King,  
with a laugh just told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the  
same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately
summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.............