[Humor] The soldier and the nun

[Ramona Nash]

           A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing
there. Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide
under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain why
later."

The nun agreed.

Just a moment later two Military Police came running along
and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by
here??"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from
under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister,
but you see I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."

The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or
impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you
would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to
go to Iraq either.


  
   

  
   
   


When the power of love is greater than the love of power, we will have peace.   - Jimi Hendrix
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