[Humor] How to get into Heaven

[Ramona Nash]

  How Do I Get Into Heaven?
  I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.
  I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven"? 
  "No!" the children answered. 
  "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven"? 
  Again, the answer was, "No!" 
  By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun!
  "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven"? I asked them again. 
  Again, they all answered, "No!" 
  I was just bursting with pride for them. "Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven"? 
  A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"



When the power of love is greater than the love of power, we will have peace.   - Jimi Hendrix
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