[Humor] Fair deal ?

[Mary Ann Horton]

From: Lou (Courtesy of Yucks)

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey,  
twenty-five years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept  
on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV -- but I got  
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now, we have a  
nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping  
with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up  
your side of things."

My wife, a very reasonable woman, told me to go out and find a hot 25- 
year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would, once again, be  
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a  
sofa bed...