[Humor] But Vait!!!! Dere's More

[Mary Ann Horton]

 From Lou (Courtesy Yucks)

Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop near Brainerd. They head to


   the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem." The owner  comes 
over
   and asks if he can help them. "Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem  dere 
little budgie
   birds in dat cage up dere." says Sven.


   The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for
   the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's pickup and drive  to 
the top
   of some big cliffs near Brainerd Lake.



   At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis
   looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts
   them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Ole watches as  Sven 
falls all
   the way to the bottom, killing himself dead. Looking down at the  
remains of
   his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says: "By yumpin' yiminy, dis
   budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."


   VAIT!!! Dere's MORE!


   Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the  pet 
shop,
   too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another   paper bag
   in one hand and a shotgun in the other.


   "Hey, Ole. Vatch dis." Knute says. He takes a parrot from the
   bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff.


   Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots the  
parrot.
   Knute continues to plummet! down and down until he hits the  bottom and
   breaks every bone in his body. Ole shakes his head and says,  "And 
I'm never
   trying dat parrotshooting either."


   BUT VAIT!!! Dere's MORE, you betcha!!


   Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when  Lars 
appears.
   He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag, out  of  
which
   he pulls a chicken. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds  it 
over his
   head, and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and  down 
until
   he hits a rock and breaks his spine.


   Once more Ole shakes his head...."First der was Sven with his   budgie
   jumping, den Knute parrotshooting. . . and now Lars hengliding....