[Humor] Steerage

[Mary Ann Horton]

From: Wm Leler (Courtesy Yucks)

A pirate walks into a bar and up to the counter. The bartender can't
help but notice a large steering wheel with a parrot perched atop it
sticking out of the front of the pirate's pants.

"Hey friend," the bartender says to the pirate, "do you realize you  have
a steering wheel with a parrot on it sticking out of your pants?"

"Yar!" the pirate replies. "He's driving me nuts!"